Take back your data, your devices, and your time.
Owning your own tech doesn't take a technical background or a spare weekend, that part's on me. Maybe it's a machine that's gone sluggish, a router that can't reach the back bedroom, a bill that keeps creeping up. Below is the whole path, start to finish. Go as far down it as you want; plenty of people stop halfway, and that's fine.
- >Your last gaming laptop ran slow inside a year, and you're not sure if that was the hardware or all the junk it shipped with.
- >That "new" PC arrived with more ads, pop ups and "AI features" than you ever asked for.
- >You're fairly sure you're overpaying for internet, but can't be bothered looking for a new plan.
- >Every week Google, your TV, the apps you forgot installing quietly learn a little more about you.
- >You're paying a monthly fee to store photos you already own, on someone else's hard drive.
If any of those landed, you're exactly who this is for.
And if none of it did? No harm done. If you'd rather hand the lot over and never think about where your data lives, the fix-it-for-me side is built for exactly that.
Most people arrive with one of these in mind.
Nothing here is off-the-shelf, so take a single piece or stack a few. It all runs on the same plain rate as the rest of the site: $130 an hour, and bigger, defined jobs get a fixed quote before I start. A handful of combinations come up again and again:
Not sure which? That’s what the first hour is for. The whole path is below.
It usually starts with one thing.
Each step stands on its own, and each one tends to make the next one obvious. Start anywhere, stop anywhere. It's your rabbit hole. I'm just the guide.
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00// the first hour remote Australia-wide
Start with an hour, not a decision
Nothing below needs committing to up front. Give me an hour, at your place or over a remote session, and I’ll go through what you’ve actually got, what’s holding it back, and what’s worth doing in what order. You get a straight answer and no pressure, including “leave it alone for now” when that’s the honest one.
what you get- ✓An honest read on your gear: what’s fine, what’s the real bottleneck, what’s a waste of money.
- ✓A plan ordered by what actually helps most, not by what costs most.
- ✓A fixed price on anything you decide to go ahead with, before a single part is ordered.
the honest catchIt’s a paid hour at the usual $130, because it’s real work and you walk away with something useful either way. Go ahead with a job off the back of it and that hour comes off the bill.
→Most people know exactly what they want after that. Usually it’s one of the seven below.
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01// the build
A rig that's all muscle, no padding
Gaming or working, spec'd for what's coming rather than whatever's on the shelf this week. I source the parts, then build, tune and stress test it properly. Thermals sorted, fans quiet, stress-tested under sustained load.
what you get- ✓Every dollar aimed at performance, not padding.
- ✓Tuned, debloated and cool, not just parts flung in a box on a production line.
- ✓Straight answers on what's actually holding it back. Sometimes that's "don't upgrade yet."
the honest catchA build done right isn't found in the discount bin. It's the one you're not angrily replacing eighteen months from now.
→A fast machine running bloated software is a Ferrari stuck in first gear. Which is exactly how it leaves the shop floor, packed with junk the big retailers never bother to strip out.
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02// the OS
Stop paying the Windows tax in heat and watts
Windows spends your hardware on ads, telemetry and background chatter. Strip it back to a modern Linux setup and the same machine usually runs cooler and quieter, with every watt pointed at what you're doing.
a lot of people happily stop right herewhat you get- ✓No ads in the start menu, no forced 2am reboots, nothing phoning home that you didn't switch on.
- ✓A laptop Windows had written off, cool and quick again.
- ✓Your games mostly come along too. Steam and Proton have come a long way.
the honest catchSome things don't make the jump: a few anti-cheat games, Adobe's apps, the odd specialist work tool. For most people that's no loss. For some, Windows still makes more sense, so I check what you actually use before we commit to anything.
→Now the machine's lean and quick. Trouble is, it's only ever as fast as the line feeding it.
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03// the pipe
The router your provider hopes you never replace
That free black box from your ISP is the weak link in most homes: underpowered and dropping signal two rooms away. I build on the GL.iNet Flint range instead. I'll find the right model matched to your place and budget, from the value pick on Wi-Fi 6 up to Wi-Fi 7 and multi-gig.
Speed is the least of it. These run OpenWrt: the difference between a sealed appliance and a network you actually control. Anyone can buy a fast router, the value is everything built on top of it.
what you get- ✓The right Flint for your home, set up and owned outright instead of rented from your provider.
- ✓Hardware that's a platform, not a sealed box. The foundation the next steps bolt straight onto.
- ✓The speed on your bill finally reaching your phone, TV and console with far fewer dead zones and lag spikes.
- ✓Set up and tuned, not flashed with the defaults and left.
the honest catchThere's an upfront cost, and the value is in the setup rather than the unboxing. Buy once and it earns its keep against the box you stop renting.
→Owning the box is step one. Next comes shutting the doors you never knew were open.
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04// the walls remote once the gear’s in
Lock the doors you didn't know were open
The boring kind of security that just works, running on the gear you now own. Your smart TV and guest devices get walled off from your real computers. Ads and trackers get blocked in layers, network wide, then down in the browser. And you get a private, encrypted way back into your own network from anywhere.
another very common place to stopwhat you get- ✓Most ads and trackers blocked at the router for every device at once (phone, TV, toaster included) with nothing installed on any of them.
- ✓A hardened browser on top for the devices that matter.
- ✓Chatty smart home gadgets walled off where they can't see your laptop or your files.
- ✓A private tunnel home, so dodgy café WiFi can't read over your shoulder.
straight talkThe honest line is about tracking rather than ads: stay signed into Google or Facebook and they still log what you do on their own turf, and no blocker changes that. What this does stop is a large share of the rest: the hundreds of trackers you never agreed to, turned away at the door instead of invited in.
→Your network's now fast, private and yours. Which raises a cheeky question: are you actually getting what you pay for?
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05// the bill remote Australia-wide
Quit funding everyone else's intro deal
Loyalty doesn't get rewarded, it gets billed. Those "new customer" prices are there for the taking on a loop, but almost nobody switches because it feels like a part-time job. So I make it my job, not yours.
what you get- ✓We go through your internet and mobile needs and find the deal that's actually better, not the one with the loudest ad.
- ✓A simple churn routine, so you keep landing intro pricing instead of sliding onto the loyal minion rate.
- ✓Offboarding and onboarding dates set in advance with an automated nudge before each ISP deal expires, so it runs itself.
the honest catchIt means changing providers every six months or so rather than set-and-forget. A few minutes twice a year for real money back in your pocket. Worth it for most, not for everyone.
→You've cut what you hand over every month. So: what if you stopped renting from them at all?
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06// your own cloud remote once the gear’s in
Quit renting your digital life back to yourself
Your photos, files, passwords. Most of it lives on someone else's computer, injected with ads and rented back to you every month. We can set up your own instead. One quiet little server at home, running Proxmox, doing the job of Google Drive, Dropbox, your password manager and a stack of apps all at once. It's yours, you can cancel the subscriptions it replaces, and nothing leaves the house unless you say so.
where the subscriptions stopa few of the jobs it can do- ✓Your own photo cloud and file drive: the phone backs up to it on its own, searchable by face, place and date — no monthly fee, nobody mining them.
- ✓A self-hosted password manager, locked down on your hardware instead of a company's that keeps turning up in the breach headlines.
- ✓A media server for the whole house: your home videos, music and photos in one tidy library, streaming to any TV, phone or browser.
- ✓Smart lights, plugs and sensors run locally through Home Assistant. Answering to you, not a cloud overseas, and still working when the internet drops.
- ✓The paper mountain, tamed: every bill, receipt and letter scanned and searchable in seconds.
- ✓One box, room to grow: a private notes app, a recipe box, a game server for the kids, whatever takes your interest.
the trade offIt's real gear that likes the odd update. Set up well it mostly minds itself, and snapshots mean a bad change rolls back in seconds rather than ruining your night. Every setup includes a backup to a separate device at your place, like a NAS, and we test a restore before you cancel any cloud subscription. A fire, flood or break-in that takes both boxes takes the backups too, so keep a copy of anything irreplaceable somewhere else. If you'd rather never think about it at all, that's what the set-and-forget option at the end is for.
→Build, OS, network, bills, your own cloud. That’s a lot of plates to keep spinning. Unless you’d rather not touch any of it…
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07// set & forget remote Australia-wide
…Or, never think about any of it again
Prefer it handled? I keep the lot patched, backed up and monitored as a quiet ongoing arrangement. Something plays up and I'm usually already on it before you've noticed.
what you get- ✓Updates, backups and security handled in the background.
- ✓Priority help when something does go sideways.
- ✓One person who already knows your setup, so there's no explaining it from scratch every time.
worth knowingIt's an ongoing cost, not a one-off. Plenty of people don't need it. But if what you're really after is not having to think about any of this, this is the piece that gets you there.
Linux isn't what it was ten years ago.
And what do you give up? Licence fees, ads, telemetry and the constant nagging. What you keep is a computer that does what you tell it, and nothing you didn't ask for.
- ~Reddit rabbit holes at 1am, twelve tabs deep.
- ~A setup that works, but you're not sure why.
- ~The reinstall for when it doesn't.
- ~Your whole weekend, gone.
- ✓Scoped first, usually done in a sitting.
- ✓Explained in plain English, so you can take it over.
- ✓Done to a standard, not a guess.
- ✓You keep the keys. Your weekend stays yours.
Whichever door you pick, this part doesn’t change.
You’re handing over the machines your life runs on. Three things hold true on every job, whether it’s an hour or the full descent.